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Someone told me I’d make a good writer once.

I was spraypainting a huge cock and balls on his car at the time.

I still think he was right.

I’ve actually never written a blog before now, so I am super keen to see how this turns out. As for now, it is 3:52 am, my legs are bent into a weird pretzel shape and I cant move due to my obsession with wordpress covers.

Goodnight all xxx